The latest Marvel Villain(ess)

In a disturbing new trend, Marvel seems to be slapping on a pair of breasts and injecting massive amounts of estrogen into some of its more popular villains. In a bid to add what seems to be Marvel's idea of freshness to a character and its' rogues, Loki, Bullseye and Mr. Sinister have all gone tranny on us. 

Loki, as it were, is a reincarnation of the classic that we've all come to know. As Thor is restoring Asgard and its inhabitants to rural mid-west America, Loki is reincarnated as female. An eyebrow-less female, no less. The Trickster God is still as she was once, conniving and manipulative, only now it comes more naturally.

The Lady Bullseye character is a new one altogether.
Her debut is slated for September 24th, so other than being Asian and having a ridiculous costume, not much is known about her. Ed Brubaker is writing her so I will give him the benefit of the doubt, but chopsticks in a bun? 10 bucks she offers Matt a happy ending after beating the snot out of him.

Miss Sinister (should have been Mistress Sinister) is seemingly a DNA induced rebirth of Mr. Sinister. Apparently when he was choosing which carriers to house his DNA in, he had it in the back of his mind that he would like to know how it felt to wear frilly underwear and know what boys want. I'm glad he had the leather corset and thigh-high boots on call just in case.

My suggestion to Marvel is to keep going. Why stop now? Here, I'll help. I present to you, She-Jugg: